It was an interesting day in horseshow land. It was so quote worthy that we had to start writing them down. Here is a sample:
Sandy on watching her daughter Hailey take a long distance on course. "Ohhh (with a puzzled look) - I don't think I like that one"!
Chantale after watching a child get bucked off in the hitching ring onto the gravel: "I don't understand why people buy their horses dangerous children". Hmm maybe a little mixed up on that one Chantale?
Kate overhearing a man watch the small grey dutch jumping machine: "Ah what a cute little horsey." Then he saw her jump the top of the standards in the 1.15m. "Ohhh she looks a little hard to stay on".
Two little girls outside Tracy's large grey horse Ringtone:
Girl #1: What kind of horse is that?
Girl #2: It is a Shire!
Girl #1: How can you tell?
Girl #2: It has feathers on its legs!
Girl #1: That is silly. Horses don't have feathers. They cannot fly!
Girl #2: Pegasus does!
Anonymous: Some people are alive, only because it is illegal to kill them!
Secret thoughts (possibly of ingate people): "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people."
Secret thoughts of trainers: "Things to do today: 1. Get up. 2. Survive. 3. Go back to bed."
And finally I will leave you someones thought for the day. "I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
3 comments:
Shouldn't the Secret thought of trainers really be: 1. Get up 2. why me? 3. Survive 4. drink 5. go back to bed. :D
I really like the last one.I'm thinking I should put it on a card to hand out in trying times.
i sure hope these are going in the quote book, only to laughed at in years to come!!
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